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This whole time I thought I was Butthead in my friendship. I was so terribly wrong. I am Beavis.

• Me: LOOK AT MY CHICKEN LEGS!!!
• Hayley: What brought that on!?!?!
• Me: Look at them though!!! They're so skinny!

And I wonder why people thought we were dating

• Kasey: Someone is touching my butt and it's not Hayley.
• Me: Apparently, it is okay when I touch your butt.
• Kasey: When someone touches my butt I just assume it's you.

My friends say some random things when arguing

• Kasey: I'm going to fuck your face!
• Ali: Yeah! Fuck my face!... I didn't think before I said that.

That moment you realize you have the most amazing friends when we all compare our nipple sizes to the average size (4in diameter) I lurves dem.

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Indeed.

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This week my roommate/best friend Hayley convinced me to go hiking on some of the trails we have on campus here at Hanover. I decided it would be awesome to climb the steep hill next to the waterfall to get up higher…I almost died a couple of times getting down. Good times :)

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